Finally, Out in The Open

With What's Going On, The World Needs Some Humor Before We All Go Away

It’s been a long time coming for this. An isolated upbringing, a disciplinarian General as a father, exhausting days at school growing up, exhausting days at University sleeping in the library, exhausting days at training camp to become a diplomat, a spy, and an infiltrator, security checks and interrogation retreats so long I forgot what the sun looked like, endless academic conferences listening to dumb people talk over their heads on things I knew twenty years earlier, and now I’m a distinguished scientist free of the aquarium. Talking out in the open. You’d think I’d be afraid, but even if what I share is true, no one would believe it.

So, with this in mind, I see the world as a humorous place, especially America. It’s funnier than black and white television. I have my own observations and my own opinions. I’ll do my best to keep things in the realm of good taste.