Archive - Lazlo Bartov's Beltway Bilge Pump

Part 7: Biden Bombs Haiti

Joe Versus The VooDoo Lizard Queen and Her Roving Magical Beaver Squad

Jun 8 •

War Monkeys and The End of the World

The World Has Never Been Closer To Nuclear Catastrophe, And Now It May Really Happen. Thanks A Lot.

Jun 5 •

March 2025

Part 6: Joe's Balls Against the Dark Forces of the Hungarian Count

Somewhere in the basement beneath the White House, a cavern filled with blood sucking reptiles, transfusion machines, and giant ass vacuums exists to…

Mar 29 •

Part 5: Joe in Control Versus the Fried Ice Cream Clown Twins

Even After They've Failed, They Refuse to Admit Defeat

Mar 20 •

Part 4: The Cockroaches See Light

Even After Skullduggery, Subterfuge, and Hand Jobs, the Provocateurs Persist

Mar 1 •

February 2025

Part 3: Roasting the Cabinet of Nuts

Ever notice how campfire marshmallows just taste better after they've been charred to a crisp and then offered to someone else?

Feb 26 •

Part Two: The Cabinet Meeting

Sometimes Taking Back Power Pisses People Off

Feb 23 •

The Day Biden's Balls Showed Up

Nothing Like Emerging From The Fog of Chemical Hell

Feb 21 •

Finally, Out in The Open

With What's Going On, The World Needs Some Humor Before We All Go Away

Feb 21 •

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